Lana Smalls Would Do Literally Anything To Get Her Hands On Her Perfect Apartment

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How far would Lana Smalls go to secure her ideal apartment? You had no clue how much interest your first flat would spark when you rented it out. Even though it's a little one-bedroom flat, everyone—men, women, and dogs—wanted to see the apartment because of its location. Your email inbox was overflowing. Here comes Lana Smalls, the cutest little brunette you've seen in months and a recent arrival to the city. She wants to make sure that she is chosen for this position above all others. You can look into her references and credit history, but is that really enjoyable?  There are much, much better ways than that to find out if you and Lana are going to make good neighbors.